I think my girlfriend is going to eat me

Lately my girlfriend has been trying to plump me up but I am uncertain why. I think they plan on cooking me and eating me. Maybe as a last BB-Q for the summer with her and and her girlfiends. How can you tell? Last night she bought an Angel food cake and said...here have as much as you want with that evil look in her eye and then added and oh....I got you some Ben & Jerrys ice cream to have with your cake. Maybe I'm making this up....maybe not. She is starting to scare me. I will keep you updated if I live to tell about it.